FLUID WAFFLE--Albums/Singles (starts below); Compilation Appearances
FURNACEFACE--Albums/Singles; Compilation Appearances; Videography
SLO' TOM AND THE HORSESHIT HEROES--Album
GUEST APPEARANCES
FLUID WAFFLE
All songs written by Fluid Waffle except where indicated.LINE-UP: STEVE D'ANNUNZIO--Guitar, vocals; PAT BANISTER--Guitar; TOM STEWART--Bass; DAVE DUDLEY--Drums
"16 Million Colours" (Fluid Waffle (Canada)--WRC3-4913--7" single) 1986
LEFT SIDE: 16 Million Colours
RIGHT SIDE: In the Night (Dudley/
First copies were packaged in a 12" sleeve, with the rest in a standard generic 7" sleeve. 1000 copies pressed. Out of print. And two of the ex-members would like it kept that way.
Fluid Waffle (Amok (Canada)--MLP 509--mini-album) 1987
SIDE ONE: Don't Let Me Be Caught (3:09); Dirty Little War (3:17); Odd Man Out (3:59);
SIDE TWO: Every Twist and Turn (2:28) (Dudley/
1000 copies made. Out of print.
COMPILATION APPEARANCES
Tourist Attraction (Chaotic Tapes (Canada)--No. 2--cassette) [1988]"The Voice of Reason [Live, audience recording]"
Out of print. Released with an issue of the now-defunct Ottawa punk zine Chaoticore. The song is dedicated to the zine in the intro.
Split single (Skull Duggery (US)--CS 1100-45--7" single) 198?SIDE A: FLUID WAFFLE--"Seems Like the Other Way Around"
SIDE B: THE BOOKMEN [DAVE BOOKMAN with FLUID WAFFLE]--"(What's So Funny 'Bout) Peace, Love and Understanding" (Elvis Costello)
Included with Skull Duggery magazine #11. First #? pressed on yellow vinyl, remainder on standard black. Out of print.
It Came From Canada Vol. 4 (Og Music (Canada)--OG 17) [1988]"The Other Side"
Out of print.
FURNACEFACE
All songs written by Furnaceface except where indicated.| "Sucked Into Drugland" (Skull Duggery (US)--CS 1400--7" single) [1990] LINE-UP: PAT BANISTER--Guitar, organ, vocals; DAVE DUDLEY--Drums, vocals; TOM STEWART-- Bass, vocals SIDE A: Sucked Into Drugland (Furnaceface/ SIDE B: Instrumental w/o Words (FF/ The first 200 or so copies were pressed on red vinyl, then the next 800 on standard black. Packaged in a silkscreened heavy paper 12" sleeve, and included a folded colour mimeograph 7" X 14" panel (pictured here) so you could store the single with the rest of your collection. A new edition of 100 copies on green vinyl (packaged with the mimeograph only) was released by Skull Duggery in 2000. |
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| "New Pad" (Trashtone/ LINE-UP: PAT BANISTER--Guitar, organ, vocals; DAVE DUDLEY--Drums, vocals; TOM STEWART-- Bass, vocals; GUESTS: SHANE SMITH--Harmonica ("New Pad"); DOMINIQUE ST-PIERRE--Percussion ("Let Down Your Cool"); KATE REEKIE, VIRGINIE ROUX and VALERIE WARMINGTON--Backing vocals ("Let Down Your Cool") SIDE A: New Pad; I Don't Think... SIDE B: Let Down Your Cool (FF/ The first 200 or so copies were packaged in a 12" silkscreened cardstock sleeve and included a folded B&W xeroxed 7" X 14" panel (pictured here) so you could store the single with the rest of your collection. The remaining 800 were packaged in a plastic outer sleeve with the B&W panel. Out of print. |
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| Let it Down (Trashtone (Canada)--no #--cassette) [1991] LINE-UP: DAVE DUDLEY--Drums, vocals; TOM STEWART--Bass, vocals; PAT BANISTER--Guitar, organ, vocals; GUESTS: SHANE SMITH--Harmonica ("New Pad"); DOMINIQUE ST-PIERRE--Percussion ("Let Down Your Cool"); KATE REEKIE--Backing vocals ("Let Down Your Cool", "Disco"); VIRGINIE ROUX--Backing vocals ("Let Down Your Cool") SIDE A: New Pad; I Don't Think; Back For More; Disco; White Boys; Kid (You've Got it Made); Lady From the Embassy SIDE B: Sucked Into Drugland (FF/ About 1500 copies made, with a xeroxed and hand-coloured cardstock J-card. Out of print, with a possibility of future re-release on CD (pending finding enough cash to rent a 16-track machine for a proper remix). |
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Just Buy It. (One Handed (Canada)--OH1--cassette) [1992]
LINE-UP: PAT BADMISTER--Guitars, vocals; SMARTY MOANS--Keyboards; MR. POOPYHEAD--Bass, vocals; DAVE DEADLY--Drums; GUESTS: FURNACCI YOUTH--Vocals ("Fat (Reprise)")
SIDE ONE: Just Buy It; About to Drown; Down the Drain; She Thinks She's Fat; Can't Help Who You Love; KKKiss My Ass
SIDE TWO: We Love You, Tipper Gore; Fatherland America (Dave Wailin'); While My Dad Gently Weeps; Government Cheque; Fat (Reprise); Shakey Thing
1000 copies made. The first 150 or so were duplicated in Montreal and have paper labels and slightly inferior sound quality. The remaining copies were duplicated in Ottawa, and have silkscreened labels and better sound. Out of print.
| Just Buy It. (One Handed (Canada)--OHC001--cassette; OHCD001--CD) [1993] 1. Just Buy It (5:31); 2. About to Drown (2:33); 3. She Thinks She's Fat (4:33); 4. Can't Help Who You Love (3:11); 5. Government Cheque (5:41); 6. While My Dad Gently Weeps (4:48); 7. We Love You, Tipper Gore (2:41); 8. Shakey Thing (4:02); 9. Fat (Reprise) (1:33); 10. Down the Drain (2:32); 11. Fatherland America (Dave Wailin') (2:22); 12. KKKiss My Ass (3:51) Remixed by Bob Wiseman and L. Stu Young at Metalworks, resequenced and mastered by Peter Moore. Artwork professionally redesigned. Out of print, but re-release on Upright is planned. A DAM CD version (with "Nobody to Vote For" as a bonus track) was available from their MP3.com page (now defunct). |
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"Nobody to Vote For" (One-Handed (Canada)--OHCDP-101--CD single) [1994]
LINE-UP (not listed, but it's): PAT BADMISTER--Guitars, vocals; SMARTY MOANS--Keyboards; MR. POOPYHEAD--Bass, vocals; DAVE DEADLY--Drums; GUEST: D.J. KINGSWIFT--Turntables
1. Nobody to Vote For (3:36); 2. Beg the Question [Cheeze-Wiz Mix] [Actual title--"Beg Your Pardon"] (Crass/
1000 copies made, packaged in a polythene sleeve with an offset colour card cover. Out of print, but still available.
This Will Make You Happy advance release (Cargo (Canada)--no #--K7 EP) [1994]
LINE-UP (not listed, but it's): BADMINISTER--Guitars, yelling and stuff; DAVE DEADLY--Drums and stuff; SMARTY MOANS--Samples, guitars and stuff; MISTER POOPYHEAD--Bass, whining and stuff; GUESTS: DR. IAN TAMBLYN--Acoustic guitar ("You Poison My Cup"); THE INDUSTRIAL GUY--Sound bite direction
SIDE MAKE: live+die; if you love her (would you buy her a gun?)
SIDE HAPPY: you poison my cup; credit card
1000 copies made. Packaged in a cardboard sleeve. Released for the second Furnacefest, July 2nd, 1994. "if you love her" contains soundbites which aren't on the album version. Out of print.
This Will Make You Happy (Cargo (Canada)--OHC 013--cassette; OHCD 013--CD) [1994]LINE-UP: BADMINISTER--Guitars, yelling and stuff; DAVE DEADLY--Drums and stuff; SMARTY MOANS--Samples, guitars and stuff; MISTER POOPYHEAD--Bass, whining and stuff; GUESTS: LEE AARON--Spoken word ("The Ballad of Richard Iommi"); THE PARANOID SINGERS: TERI LORETTO, TIM DeVRIES, GREGG DAHL and ALEX "JAZZ MAN" MORTIMER--Backing vocals ("The Ballad of Richard Iommi"); MR. CRYSTALS--So bad it's good guitar solo ("Nice Suit...Asshole!"); DR. IAN TAMBLYN-- Acoustic guitar ("You Poison My Cup"); THE INDUSTRIAL GUY--Sound bite direction; ROB, STEF and ROB'S DAD--Real life drama ("2 Punks, a Dad, and a Snowboard.")
1. instructions (0:39); 2. live+die (2:25); 3. get myself together (2:40); 4. the ballad of richard iommi (3:54); 5. if you love her (would you buy her a gun?) (4:43); 6. nice suit...asshole! (5:16); 7. credit card (5:05); 8. excuse me (2:41); 9. mall culture superstar (3:15); 10. 2 punks, a dad and a snowboard. (0:51); 11. i drew a circle (5:22); 12. you poison my cup (4:17); 13. can't get to sleep (5:00); 14. filler (3:07); 15. beg your pardon (Crass/
"get myself together" and "beg your pardon" are different recordings than the ones on Plug! and the "Nobody to Vote For" CD single. Out of print, but re-release on Upright is planned.
"You Poison My Cup" (Cargo (Canada)--CARX FF 014--12" single) 1995
LINE-UP (not listed, but it's): BADMINISTER--Guitars, yelling and stuff; DAVE DEADLY--Drums and stuff; SMARTY MOANS--Samples, guitars and stuff; MISTER POOPYHEAD--Bass, whining and stuff; GUESTS: ADSR--Remixes ("You Poison My Cup"); DR. IAN TAMBLYN--Acoustic guitar ("You Poison My Cup")
SIDE A: you poison my cup.once; you poison my cup.twice [Note: "twice" is actually a remix of "nice suit...
SIDE B: this will make you happy [video mix] [AKA "how happy do you want to be?"]; bottled up
Packaged in a generic white 12" sleeve w/ label cutout with a sticker wrapped around the edge. Out of print.
"Overcome" (Cinnamon Toast (Canada)--CT 016--7" single) 1995
LINE-UP (not listed, but it's): BADMINISTER--Guitars, yelling and stuff; DAVE DEADLY--Drums and stuff; MISTER POOPYHEAD--Bass, whining and stuff
SIDE A: Overcome
SIDE B: The Most Beautiful Girl in the World (N. Wilson/
Pressed on yellow vinyl and packaged in a picture sleeve. In print.
unsafe@anyspeed (Cargo (Canada)--?? 1029--K7; CARD 1029--CD)LINE-UP: PATRICK BANISTER--Guitar + organ [+ vocals]; MR POOPYHEAD--Bass [+ vocals]; DAVID JOHN DUDLEY--Drums; GUESTS: PETER KIESEWALTER--Horn arrangement, BILL ROWAT--Trumpet, and MARK FERGUSON--Trombone ["Clobbering Time"]; GEOFF TAYLOR--Backup "singing" ["Biff Bang Pow"]; MIKE LILLEY (of WHITE MENUDO)--Lyric theft ["Slip and Stumble"]; THE INDUSTRIAL GUY--Sample medium
1. calender (3:05); 2. ode to Grant Hart (2:54); 3. slip and stumble (4:11); 4. overcome (3:21); 5. quarantine (3:14); 6. ed acranez (2:59); 7. trailer park (5:04); 8. rub me the wrong way (4:55); 9. biff bang pow (Pickett/
Packaged in a digipak (or, as your webmaster refers to it, Satan's CD packaging). "Overcome" and "unsafe@anyspeed" are different recordings from the 7" single and Sandpaper Blues compilation. Out of print, but re-release on Upright is planned.
"Biff, Bang, Pow!" (Skull Duggery (U.S.)--CS 2800--7" single) 1997
LINE-UP (not listed, but it's): PATRICK BANISTER--Guitar + organ [+ vocals]; MR POOPYHEAD--Bass [+ vocals]; DAVID JOHN DUDLEY--Drums; GUEST: GEOFF TAYLOR--Backup "singing" ["Biff Bang Pow"]
SIDE ONE: Biff, Bang, Pow! (Pickett/
SIDE TWO: But I'm Different Now (Paul Weller) [Originally recorded for a tribute single to the Jam which never got off the ground. Mod pop meets metal.]
Out of print, but still available from the band. 400 copies pressed on standard black vinyl, and another 100 pressed on transparent white vinyl.
and the days are short again... (Upright (Canada)--upcd001--CD) 1999LINE-UP: PATRICK BANISTER--guitar + vocals; DAVE DUDLEY--drums + vocals; SLO' TOM--bass + vocals; GUESTS: JIM BRYSON--Backing vocals ("You Never Let Me Down" + "Heartless"), guitar ("Talk Around the World"); GENEVIEVE ROCHON--Lead vocals ("23:59"); DAVE DRAVES--Vibes ("Cold Outside"); TRACY HOLMES--Clarinet ("Too Many Nuts")
1. And The Days Are Short Again... (3:50); 2. You Never Let Me Down (1:21); 3. Heartless (3:34); 4. I'm Getting Fat (2:27); 5. Victory (3:17); 6. Wicked World (3:02); 7. Lucky #7 (3:47); 8. 23:59 (4:09); 9. Cold Outside (to 3:12)/
In print. "And The Days Are Short Again" and "Talk Around the World" are different mixes than on I've Never Been to Ottawa..
P.S.: You're welcome, lads.
Clobbering Time! (Upright (Canada)--UPCD004--CD) 2000LINE-UP: MR. SLO' TOM STEWART--Media Relations, Promotion, Bass & Vocals; MR. PATRICK "BADMINISTER" BANISTER--Art Direction, Merchandising, Guitar & Vocals; MR. DAVID J. "DEADLY" DUDLEY--Head of Finance, General Manager, Government Affairs, Drums & Samples; MR. MARTIN LONGDEN JONES--Recordinging (sic), Engineering, Hair Care, Guitar during "Just Buy It" and "This Will Make You Happy" eras [plus onstage sample triggering/
1. But I'm Different Now* (Paul Weller) (2:11); 2. unsafe@anyspeed (1:40); 3. Government Cheque (5:38); 4. The Ballad of Richard Iommi (3:53); 5. Clobbering Time (2:18); 6. Sucked Into Drugland* (Banister/
In print. *These songs appear on CD for the first time here.
COMPILATION APPEARANCES
Plug! New Music From Ottawa (One-Handed (Canada)--OHC-010--cassette;
OHCD-010--CD) [1993]"Get Myself Together [Original Version]" (2:38); "In Love With the Lie" (3:12)
In print.
A Canadian Alternative Vol. III (Dahb Music (Canada)--SWM 003--CD) [1994]"While My Dad Gently Weeps" (4:48) [Same version as on Just Buy It.]
In print.
Unmuted (Shark (Canada)--00486--CD) [1994]"About to Drown [Remix]"
In print.
eh?! (Cargo (Canada)--FEASTCD02) [1994]"The Ballad of Richard Iommi" (3:54) [Same version as on This Will Make You Happy.]
Promo. Out of print.
Sandpaper Blues (Smash Productions (UK)--SMASH 1--2CD) [1995]"Sandpaper Blue" [aka "Unsafe at Any Speed"] (2:18)
Released as a soundtrack for Gordon McHarg's wood art exhibition Sandpaper Blues, in a numbered limited edition of 3000. Out of print.
Cowpunks (Vinyl Junkie (UK)--VJLP002--LP; VJCD002--CD) [1996]"We Love You, Tipper Gore" [Same version as on Just Buy It.]
Print status unknown. The label website can't be found anymore, so it's probably dead, Jim.
Ottawa City Speedway (Speedway/"Clobbering Time" (2:18) [Same version as on unsafe@anyspeed]; "Bottled Up" (3:13) [Same version as on the "You Poison My Cup" 12" single.]
In print.
Inhale--Fig. 1 (Indica/"1984" [unsafe outtake.]
In print.
| I've Never Been to Ottawa (Outside Music (Canada)--OTTB4--CD) [1999] "Talk Around the World" (2:56); "...and the Days are Short Again" (3:32) [different mixes from and the days are short again... (don't ask me why the ellipse got moved; I have no idea)] Also features songs from Mumbleweed, Dead City Rebels, Punchbuggy, King Kung, Starling, everender, Dandy, The Stand GT, and Werbo. In print. |
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Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter (Odessa Filmworks--movie, 85 min.) 2001"If You Love Her, Buy Her a Gun" appears on the soundtrack. There is currently no soundtrack album available, but you can download Graham Collins' original score (in MP3 format) at Throbbing Media.
Visit the official site at Odessa Filmworks. The movie itself is now available in VHS and DVD formats.
SLO' TOM AND THE HORSESHIT HEROES
Liquor's My Lover (Upright (Canada)--upcd002--CD) 1999LINE-UP: SLO' TOM--Acoustic guitar, lead vocals; GRAHAM COLLINS--Piano, organ, backing vocals; JIM BRYSON--Electric guitar, backing vocals; GEOFF TAYLOR--Bass; DAVE DUDLEY--Drums; GUEST: GENEVIEVE ROCHON--Vocals ("The One I Love (is Not My Lover)")
1. Liquor's My Lover (3:04); 2. Eastbound and Down (Jerry Reed) (2:44); 3. A Bottle Made Me an Offer (3:50); 4. Suddenly (3:00); 5. Eye to Eye With Nothing (3:10); 6. Chops' Song (Rob Snasdell-Taylor) (3:33); 7. The One I Love (is Not My Lover) (3:05); 8. Crazy Train (Osbourne/
All other songs written by Slo' Tom Stewart.
Recorded live at Lucky Ron's (R.I.P.), January 30th, 1999. It was a wild night.
VIDEOGRAPHY
E-mail MuchMusic and tell them to play these suckers day in and day out."I Don't Think..."Director: Andrew (last name? Or do you not want to give yourself away?)
Made for $200 and still played on MuchMusic to this day.
"She Thinks She's Fat"Dir: Andrew Geddes
Shot on B&W Super 8mm film for about $500.
"About to Drown"Dir: Anthony Seck
Their first big-budget video. It won the Canadian Music Video Award for Independent Video of the Year in 1993.
"In Love With the Lie"Dir: Andrew Geddes
Shot on B&W Super 8mm film. Never properly released, but you can see it in RealPlayer format on the band's own webpage.
"if you love her (would you buy her a gun?)"Dir: Anthony Seck
Their first video that had more extras than band members.
"this will make you happy" [aka "how happy do you want to be?"]Dir: Anthony Seck
Won the CMVA for Best Editing. Dave Dudley's daughter appears in the Sugar Bombs ad. Andrew Geddes directed the Pearly Gates segment.
"slip & stumble"Dir: Anthony Seck
Shot in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, on various beaches. The band nearly got swept out to sea during the making of this video, but luckily only lost a $500 portable stereo.
"biff bang pow"Dir: Anthony Seck
Shot in Vancouver, thrown off a hair bit by one day of snow. Pat Banister is probably a better actor than he is a guitarist dB).
"ode to Grant Hart"Producer: Jay Tysick/
Dir: Tom Stewart
So far, the only video in which you don't see any members of the band.
GUEST APPEARANCES
| KATHLEEN EDWARDS--Failer (Maple Music (Canada)--MRCD 6406--CD) 2002; (Zoe/Rounder (US)--CDZOE1035--CD) 2003 DAVE DUDLEY plays drums on the following songs: 3. Hockey Skates (4:26); 7. Westby (2:25); 8. Maria (3:44); 9. National Steel (4:48) Here is Kathleen's official website, plus her pages at Maple Music and Rounder. |
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| GREENFIELD MAIN--Hunting Tips for Everyone (Kelp (Canada)--Kp 020--CD) 2000 (in the middle of hunting season) SLO' TOM STEWART wrote and sings lead on the song "Great Small Game Rifles" (2:37). In print. Available from Tunevault (if you can't find it in your local stores). |
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