Nima (or Bala, if you get the dub) (BWH: 34"/ (Source: Anime V insert '96 OVA Gals) Out of print (previously on ADV Films on sub or rancid dub VHS, and then Anime Works, a division of Media Blasters on bilingual DVD with the same rancid dub). The DVD is still easy to find via mail order. ANN Encyclopedia Entry |
We bring you to Hagoromo Town, where a quirky romantic comedy TV series takes place. Kazuto Tokino is a young man who runs the Tokinoyu public bath, which he inherited from his grandfather, with the help of his ultra-practical younger sister, who balances the (precarious) books and occasionally watches the door. He's a kind, hard-working salt-of-the-earth type who loves being able to cater to his wide customer base--as in, including several varieties of aliens--and, of course, us lads get to enjoy the occasional changing-room scene. However, this quaint setting gets thrown into chaos when a UFO crashes into the roof of Tokinoyu, nearly killing Kazuto. However, the pilot, Princess Valkyrie of Valhalla Planet, gives Kazuto half of her soul to keep him alive, and falls in love with him. While she normally is a kind, beautiful and intelligent woman, her timeshared-soul version is a cute and overly playful--all right, kind of bratty eight-year-old, and this is the one that usually keeps close to Kazuto (to some others' suspicion). That is, until trouble happens and she kisses him when their souls resonate, which causes her to transform to her normal, more powerful self--including her quite healthy breasts sproinging out of her chest. Cheesy? You bet--but it makes me smile. She was running away from Valhalla Planet because she was dead set against her father trying to arrange a marriage for her (usually to another planet's royalty), which angers Princess Hydra. She crashes her own UFO into the Shinto shrine of Akina, the priestess and Kazuto's childhood friend who, deep down, wishes she was more than that, and is quite jealous of Valkyrie's relationship with him. Hydra is trying to get Valkyrie to come back to Valhalla so that she won't get stuck with the arranged marriage herself. After she blasts away at her and Kazuto, Akina plants a seal on her head to stop the destruction, which causes her body--but not her mind, which is still salty and sometimes brutally honest--to turn into that of a less-powerful child as well. Of course, when Akina unseals her so that she can fight, she also transforms, and we get another couple of eyefulls in the process. She winds up staying at the temple and occasionally tries to break up Kazuto and Valkyrie's relationship, sometimes with Akina's help. |
In this video-game- Also appearing for a short time in the first episode is Ayaki Yuuko, who works at the restaurant/ |
While a show about women with large breasts fighting it out is inevitably going to be a hotbed for tearing of clothes and other anatomical displays, Variable Geo frequently views the darker side of it. It addresses the question of exploitation of women in media events by displaying it in a manner that can't be explained away as anything else. When we, the audience, see the parallels between 'V.G. tournaments' and our own sporting events, the exploitation which occurs in those real- Thanks to Galen Musbach for describing the show better than I ever could in a post on rec. Out of print (previously on ADV Films on bilingual DVD). AVOID THE DUB. If you have a copy of the DVD you'd like to sell, please get in touch with me. Note that a series called Variable Geo Neo has been released (by one of those stupid companies that release one ep per full-price disc), but also note that it's a different production company, has different character designs than this, and is an 18+ title which is chock full of rape (the punishment game got ramped up). They could have had me until that very last bit. ANN Encyclopedia Entry The Yuka Takeuchi Fan's galleries for Yuka Takeuchi (of course) and Elena Goldsmith. |
Erika Tinen In print on Manga Entertainment (bilingual DVD). They were reported to have redone the OP and ED sequences. If this is true, then it'd be a good thing I was leery to begin with. Sorry, but not even the budget collection of this will change my mind when companies screw around like that. ANN Encyclopedia Entry |
Yukari Ichiyouji Not licensed. The only Western release I know about of this title is from Escapi Corp's Virtually Real label...and this is a Western Europe release, meaning that it's in PAL video standard (North America and Japan is NTSC) and Region 2, so proceed with caution if you're interested and live in North America. Escapi's page about the DVD. It's not linked from their main page. Makes me wonder about the print status. (No ANN Encyclopedia entry.) |
Karin Son; Shaia Hishizaki (right picture, left to right); Kubira; Suzu Asahina (bottom row, left to right) Out of print (previously on U.S. Manga Corps on bilingual DVD hacked down from the original OVAs into a "movie"). ANN Encyclopedia Entry |
Pheremone Lip Note: You may be more used to the spelling "Lamune," due to the fansubs, but I've had the soft drink that it's named after--in Japan--and it was spelled "ramune" in Romaji on the can, so that's how I'm spelling it here. If you were wondering, it's great stuff. Kind of like Sprite with extra citrus kick and just a little less sugar. Not licensed. ANN Encyclopedia Entry |
Keiko Nakadai Out of print. This was previously released by The Right Stuf International (bilingual DVD). Be careful which version of the DVD you buy; the original release was on Critical Mass Video (18 and over only, please), and was a bit naughtier. When Right Stuf "remastered" and re-released it in 2007, they used a new Japanese master that trimmed those naughty scenes so it could be rated 17+ and sell in friggin' Best Buy. If you hate censorship like I do, don't buy that version, no matter how cheap it is, and let Right Stuf know why (info@rightstuf.com). If anyone has a Critical Mass DVD of this they'd like to sell, please get in touch. The two live-action movies starring Kei Mizutani as Keiko were released on Central Park Media's Asia Pulp Cinema under the banner Weather Woman (sub-only DVD), and are now out of print. ANN Encyclopedia Entry |
Masane Amaha/Witchblade |